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when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac. 

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Will this about cover it? This should cover it just fine, Lottie!

I just love Lottie’s adorable little jump here!!!

I love how Tiana was never too proud to accept help from friends, and the movie didn’t show this as making her any less hard working or devoted. I think that’s an important lesson.

Similarly, Lottie was always giving and loving, even though she was by all counts supposedly a spoiled brat. This is truly one of my favorite Disney friendships.











Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone


For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

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Today has been so ehhhh. My dad was being Asian at the supermarket and holding up the line so I was late to my lunch date with friends. For SOME reason I knew something was going to happen ‘cause I was thinking why am I driving? I hate driving. There’s a reason I don’t drive. And as I was almost to the destination, I heard something that sounds like a tire popped and looked around to see nothing at first. But then I saw a car hood on fire like three cars ahead. This guy try to put it out with a fire extinguisher and I was dumb and wasn’t making attention so I love tapped the car in front of me. To be honest, there was seriously NO damage on either of our cars but I was freaking out as I was giving her my information ‘cause I’VE NEVER HIT ANYONE. Never even gotten a parking ticket. Hopefully nothing happens…But as we were on the sidewalk, the same car engine kept making popping noises until the entire car was engulfed in flames. Like the friggin’ movies! So I wasn’t sure if the car exploding thing was special effects or if it actually happens but I was scared. I wasn’t that far off. Anyways, two fire trucks and a butt load of cops came. Luckily, I was able to go around it afterwards and meet up with my friends almost an hour late… Almost got in another accident on the freeway back but my reflexes are way faster on freeways. This car and I were trying to change into the same lane, I was there first but we both swerve out. Bet the truck driver behind us peed his pants. Anyways, my life kinda sucks. Right now, I don’t know when I can take my pharm tech license and I really need to. School on weekdays, work on weekends. Next Friday would have been perfect but there’s a camping trip. Ugh, really want to put my life together but there’s all these things going on. But luckily! My other prof said he can write me a letter of rec. WOOT WOOT. I got my third person! :D He even signed it “Cheers”. But my first prof told me to get my shit together. UGH. Still haven’t started my personal statements and shitz. The only thing on my app is my name.

I wish I can focus and motivate myself like him. He tries his best to help me haha. I can’t have him outshine me all the time. Gonna give myself a prep talk and go. Whoo.

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